Tuesday, January 31, 2012

it's pore time!

The ability of a woman to see herself is aided by this amazing apparatus: the super magnified mirror. With the invention of this cosmetic aid, the woman can view the rocky surface of her face, it's craters, valleys, ridge lines, and chasms. Watch your face age before your eyes, as every detail of your surface is enhanced in a horrifying way. This will provide you with hours of primping and perfecting your surfaces, while your inner self slowly drifts away.

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